Wipe Out Terrorism! ... and, spice up that bathroom. This toilet paper shows your unwavering patriotic spirit. Makes a great gag gift. A single role.
Fed Shreds! Every day Reserve Banks shred millions of dollars in unfit currency, issue new bills, send counterfeits to the Secret Service, and recirculate fit currency. This is a service to the public and the banking industry and one of the many ways the Federal Reserve helps promote a sound economy. This bag contains 34 bills of mixed denomination. Approximate value: $364.
Toilet paper.... fiat currency.... so much in common.